Fully Mooned H3
FMH3 Run
Anal Breathalyzer Pub Crawl
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Friday, August 8, 2014, 6:30 pm
: Rogue Ales Public House, 673 Union St, San Francisco, CA, United States
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It's that time of year again...
The Fully Mooned H3 Anal Breathalyzer Pub Crawl
Start: Friday 8/8 6:30pm, Rogue Ales Public House 673 Union St, San Francisco
Updates: https://www.facebook.com/events/524219744372214

Who will win the yellow jersey of drunkenness?? Find out at the Anal Breathalyzer Pub Crawl, hared by reigning champion Wiener I Am. As an added bonus you'll also get a loss of dignity and a crippling sense of regret.

For those unfamiliar with the fiasco, here is how it works: enter bar, consume drink, blow, compare BAC. The half-mind with the highest number dons the Yellow Jersey of Drunkenness: an unlaundered, one-size-fits-all (including Nothing Interesting) garment scrawled with the names of past champions. The process repeats at the next bar where a new victim, er, winner (Wiener?) receives the jersey. The idiot with the highest BAC at the end of the evening gets to take the disgusting thing home. A dubious honor, indeed. Extra points if you FRB at the Fog City trail the next day.