You may have noticed that there is no full moon this weekend. I tried to use my powers of cosmic coercion to summon a full moon for this Friday's pub crawl, but when the moon snubbed me I decided I didn't need that bitch anyway! (We had a falling-out because I didn't let her crash in my hotel room at Vegas RDR. She's the worst roommate because I can't fall asleep with the light on. anyhoo...) 

6:30
Vesuvio Cafe, 255 Columbus Ave, San Francisco, CA 94133, United States
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You may have noticed that there is no full moon this weekend. I tried to use my powers of cosmic coercion to summon a full moon for this Friday's pub crawl, but when the moon snubbed me I decided I didn't need that bitch anyway! (We had a falling-out because I didn't let her crash in my hotel room at Vegas RDR. She's the worst roommate because I can't fall asleep with the light on. anyhoo...)

This Friday will be the dark side of the fully mooned pub crawl! GAS is turning 29 and welcomes all her favorite drunks out to celebrate! Meet at Vesuvio Cafe, 255 Columbus Ave, San Francisco at 6:30pm and bring some sort of glowing implement. We'll show that bitch we don't need her moonlight. *

- Her Skankiness

* All this rambling explanation does is illustrate that I'm a shitty dicktater with no regard for tradition and it's all Strike 5's fault for appointing me successor