tl;dr / speak murikan:
FMH3/SVH3 Anal Caltrain Pub Crawl
Saturday, Oct 4
Hare: Douche of Hazzard
Start: Breakfast at 9am at Fiddler's Green; follow trail from Millbrae Caltrain Station https://goo.gl/maps/Gk80. Departing Millbrae via Southbound Caltrain #426 to Broadway at 10:39am. Plenty of opportunity to catch up later, as this will go all day!
Bring: Clipper card or Caltrain Day Pass for Zone 2 and 3 + the zone you're arriving from http://www.caltrain.com/Fares/howtobuy/Ticket_Vending_Machine.html
Updates for latecomers: https://www.facebook.com/events/758618320885737

Good eve, subjects of the Fully Mooned H3. Her Skankiness and the Grand Douchess of Hazzard request your attendance at the Anal Caltrayne Pub Crawl, on the Fourth of Octobre, a Saturdaye. Such a grand event is uncontainable within our typical Freya's Day eve, and indeed we have solicited the resources of our brethren in the Sillycone Vallye H3 for this joint event.

Her Royale Railcar is to be our chariot for this journey. We shall embark in the Province of Millbrae, from whence can be reached by Electric Motorcoach ("Bart"). At 9 of the clock in the morn we shall be gathering at Fiddler's Green to consume libations and baycone. We endorse this as proper fuel for an all-day crawl.

Promptly at 10:39am, Her Royale Railcar shall whisk us South to our next destination: Broadwaye. A nearby establishment, predetermined, shall quench our thirst, until we are summoned once again to Her Royale Railcar. And so on, and so forth.

And lest you fret of our revelry disturbing the Royale Railcar Coachmasters: as we are disembarking at each station, we avoid being unceremoniously ejected, Ha ha!

In Love and Good Beer,
Her Skankiness