Hare: Wet Nurse
Start: 6:30pm at Jack's Cannery Bar 2801 Leavenworth St
https://goo.gl/maps/Mjz9P
Updates: https://www.facebook.com/events/291487934381917

There i was...

Trying to outsource the writing of this FMH3 announcement to my secret shadow co-GM, who's name rhymes with Token Loner. "Hey shadow co-GM. Do the job I hired you for, which is to keep me from having to use my brain." Well, the lesson I learned from this endeavor is that the person who volunteers is not necessarily the best qualified for the job. So now here I am using my brain twice: first to outsource, and second to do the damn job myself.

I can't tell if my mental fog is from overdosing on nitrates during my weekend bacon binge, or from the playa dust blown in by all the returning burners. But I know the only thing that can help me feel normal again is a shit-ton of alcohol, which fortunately Wet Nurse has promised at this Friday's Fully Mooned Pub Crawl. I hear that the fine folks at Jack's Cannery Bar, 2801 Leavenworth St (cash only) have got this covered with "85 beers on tap!" See you at 6:30pm and if you're lucky I'll let you sit next to me so you don't have to listen to my shadow co-GM give his perspective on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.