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Silicone Valley H3
SVH3 Run #1029
Jingle Tools Trail of Wonders
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Saturday, December 24, 2016, 12:00 pm
: 37.3493708709642, -122.12409527041
: Dual Tools
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UPDATED: WE ARE NOT STARTING AT FOOTHILLS PARK. The new start location is at or near the circle at the end of Laura Court.

Arrive at noon. Cash and ID are discouraged.

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UPDATE: the hare decided to roll his ankle at the EBH3 trail on Sunday and has made the executive decision to be lazy and set right next to his residence.

Embracing his jolly atheist tradition of celebrating all holidays by raising spirits with beer, and downing spirits with friends, Dual Tools presents an Xmas Eve trail!

Expect a lovely little trail trot in Los Altos Hills territory. Over approximately 5 miles, expect to see breath-taking views, occasional flour, a craft beer stop, a Nog Check, and a Hot [dicks in?] Cider Check.

Be advised, you can dress in whatever the fuck you want, but Stripper Santa ain't giving you any loving unless you're naughty.

Also note, we're starting EARLY at NOON, so people with plans later can feel free to cum and get their freak on. Woot.

On-after libations shall be a couple hundred feet away at Dual Tools' place.