Well somewhat ladies and questionable gents, it's USO's barfday, and unlike her other barfday hashes, she decided to crash Fog City and set trail here! 

THEME! Design your own sexy pornographic superhero OR dress as inappropriately as SF will legally allow. Cuase ho's need saving. 

Trail/pub crawl 

Hash cash: Pay as you go pub crawl!

Start: Noc Noc on 515 Broadway, San Francisco, CA 94109

This will be a shit show, I promise you.