This is a Hand Pump Workday. If you work for 2 hours planting small flowers in the ground you will get free beer and a workday patch (see Do Her Well at any SFH3 hash). You are practically making money here.

Seriously you dumb fucks go and benefit the environment and make Hand Pump happy and shit. Don't make us yell at you. Masks for smoke will be provided by Parks and Rec. No word on whether sippy straws are included.