The thing about the hash

 

Is that no matter who or how--

 

Or where you come from, hither, yon

 

What matters is you’re here now.

 

 

 

Be you Fucker, Slug, or Shaft,

 

Or Tonya Hardon with no pants,

 

Backside Banger backing in,

 

Our hares, leading our dance,

 

 

 

Rent Whore hands wide open,

 

Dick Simmons clicking fast,

 

Who’s Your Daddy turning madly,

 

Miss Delivery, done at last--

 

 

 

From the South Bay or the East,

 

Come alone or in a group

 

Like My Little Spermaid and Worst Bottom Ever

 

You’ll all join us in our loop

 

 

 

No matter who you hang with

 

Or where you lock your bike

 

Be you Raspukin or Wash This Asshole

 

We’ll find something that we like

 

 

 

So come join Tuna and Cockamole

 

As we greet our virgins to our masses

 

Donning vests handed by Muff Daddy

 

Trail bruising tender asses

 

 

 

Hand Pump tapping kegs

 

One And Done cheers in celebration

 

Cirque du So Lame giving congrats

 

On his impending gestation

 

 

 

Uber Luber and Hello Titties

 

Standing alongside Ska Skank

 

In line with Perfect Woman for the

 

Bubblies we all drank

 

 

 

And Dickweed laughing with Tears of Semen

 

Dick Ass and Chicken Bone Her nod along

 

The finest selection of orange food

 

In our gullets can’t be wrong.

 

 

 

But no matter what your preference

 

How you style your Bloody Good Head,

 

If you roll like the Uniballer

 

You won’t find yourself misled.

 

 

 

So be like Gingervitis and Eat My Pussy

 

Let those birdies free to fly,

 

Be proud of how you’re special

 

Let your life be no one’s lie.

 

 

 

So join Just James and Reverse Schoolgirl

 

Their On After can’t be beat

 

Cause there’s a game on at Toad Hall

 

That’s called Sheep Trick or Treat.