veteran's day hash trash
november 7, 2005
hares: glory hole and voyeur
trash: do me decimal

pack gathered at 9th and lincoln for what proved to be
a very damp trail.  true hasher spirit was shown, as
all lazy asses, couch slobs, and wankers scared of a
little drizzle were nowhere to be found.  rumor has it
that the nyc marathon may have kept several
tried-and-true hashers away from the festivities.

so, trail was wet, so wet in fact, that hoseblower,
jack the ripper and cuming mother all provided the
harriettes with their very own rendition of a wet
t-shirt contest!  ladies, aren't we all glad we left
the comfort of home for that? 

royalty was spotted near the de young.  rumor has it
that candy ass lived up to her name by mooning said
prince!

(note to self: make sure captain o has proper drinking
utensil at next hash function.  drinking out of
pitcher only ok if all other receptables are in use.)

scrum muffin so kindly got our table all new napkins
and silverware after donating a large proceed of one
of the pitchers to the beer gods.

glory hole and just doesn't get it drank for being
hares, and making it rain so hard.
 
, who's your daddy and voyeur drank for making us
endure hashoween?   who loves your daddy's tits?   i
personally am glad my dad possesses little if any tit,
and i worry for who's your daddy's little one and his
memories of dad's titties.....

fuck buddy rightfully drank for having a blind date,
with mens whorehouse and meatballs and a sheep.  busy
lady, fuck buddy, make sure to share the wealth with
other harriettes!

scratchy from san diego drank for not being from here,
thanks for coming scratchy!  one has to wonder if
itchy resides in san diego as well...

glory hole and voyeur drank more for the rain and
dragging us all to pizza and too much beer?  what's
the crime??