november 21, 2005
hare: scrum muffin
location: aquatic park
trash: do me decimal

pack gathered down by the hobos and skunks at aquatic
park, for what proved to be a very scrummy trail.  
hash took off up van ness and cut over to climb some
pretty scandalous hills.  

upon return, little willy got ready for unleashing
some severe down-downs.

pumping ethel got reprimanded for insulting his
elders.  age before beauty, ethel.

muff snatcher changed his clothes with the help of a
12 pack.  what's the crime?  (note to self, taking
notes in the dark, bad, taking notes with head lamp,
good).

sandy bottom was thrilled to celebrate her 4th
birthday with the help of some fuck you's from the
hash.  what 4 year old wouldn't?  

titless forgot the hash shit.  he will be in charge of
the hash shit for the next 4 years.  4 more years, 4
more years...

pumpfake was complaining about the shortness of the
trail.  poor pumpfake, life is so hard.

rocky mountain oyster got continued down-downs for his
previous shitty trail.  the pack may have a foggy
memory, but the pack never forgets.

regina from ireland and betty cock in her have seen
the light of monday.  now the true test comes to see
if they return.  betty cock in her is monday's sloppy
seconds from the gypsies.

fuck buddy got another down-down for white powder
infractions.  smuggling, snorting, dealing, whatever,
she drank again for this.  she's also been selling
herself off to the highest bidder.  for those who may
have missed the auction, rumor has it, bids are still
being accepted.

reservoir tip got a down-down for not drinking.  how
appropriate.

pump fake decided to help reservoir tip out by doing
her down-downs for her.  if the trail isn't long
enough, then dammit, i'm going to have to drown my
sorrows.

bitches bitch, straight to hell, glory hole, little
willy and ball handler had down-downs for being skinny
fuckers.  fuckers.

ice box and tick dick drank for not coming around in a
while....

just gloria a.k.a. lap cap, a.k.a. pussy, narrowly
escaped naming.  

where's my vagina made graham cum.  pumping ethel made
holly cum.  good work guys.

splat demonstrated how a full moon is really
orchestrated.

pack went to hooters, for what else, tits and beer.

happy thanksgiving, gobble, gobble.