hash trash
december 12, 2005
hares: little willy and just eileen
lombard gate

is it just coincidence that ALL of little willy's
trails are in the presidio?  or is it something else? 
hmmmm.....conspiracy is in the air.

you may ask yourself, what happened at the presidio
this time?  well, let me tell you.

trail was long.  no, let me rephrase.  trail was
f&*king long.  little willy, we all know of your love
for the presidio, but let's not try to cover the
entire park in one evening, ok?  just a tip for next
time!  pack was out for what, 3 hours  pitch
blackness, coyotes, scary presidio police....oh my. 

sportsbasement happened.  who doesn't love the
sportsbasement?  they give us beer, they let us shop
with our beers, and they let us return shit when we
realize what we purchased when we had too many
down-downs.

fu*ker got a down-down for being on the phone.  bad
fu$ker. 

just eileen and little willy drank for the trail. just
eileen was interested to hear what the pack felt about
her virgin trail, and oh boy, did the pack let her
know.  welcome "hard and lengthy" to the hash.

put it back in i'm not done yet drank for going to a
yuppie retreat with no alcohol and no sex.  rumor has
it she might have paid money to go without these 2.

reverend itchy stick drank for stealing some kid's
pizza at the bowling alley as he ran through.  bad
reverend, bad!

crabs checked his map at every check and was still
DFL.  he really should have listened to candy ass's
advice on mapreading.  harriettes do know best.

handjob drank for taking some wankers to a private
lesiban party at soluna. do you really think they
minded, really?

just erin got inducted "bend over baby"  by rocky
mountain and who's your daddy.  this is why it's bad
to leave newbies alone with more experienced hashers.

lots of visitors at the lombard gate.  little willie
has that effect on people.  just aaron, just rich,
just michelle, just rob, and just jen all came out for
a little excitement and entertainment on a monday
night.  and what a glorious night it was.

oh, and how can one forget poor cumming mutha?  i seem
to have lost my wallet.  can i please make an
announcement for the entire hash to start looking? 
oh, you don't see it on the ground?  just kidding,
it's in my pocket.    :-)

happy holidays *
do me

* every time someone says "happy holidays, " an elf
dies  (op-ed, sf chronicle, 12/21)