january 9, 2006
hare: muff daddy

pack gathered at the corner of howard and washburn and
eagerly awaited the arrival of the hare.  hare showed
up and pack took off through the back alleys of our
very own soma.  crackheads and hookers and shopping
carts.  oh my!  

trail followed baby chalk marks up past market to the
civic center, where muff daddy greeted the pack with
nothing other than hobo down-down beer.  pack took off
down van ness, and hose blower and stroke and blow
started dancing a gig to the tune of a local boom-box.
 

all those frb's (you know who you are, motor mount,
captain o) brought the pack back to the start....but
wait, where is our hare?  why is there no beer here? 
what do you mean there's another beer check?  why
aren't we there??  we all expect short trail from our
muff daddy, but this was a little abrupt.  

hare made it back to the start with our beloved keg,
and the pack attacked it with gusto.  

motor mount conducted down-downs, and here comes the
crimes....

a newbie got named? "making it huge", welcome to the
club.

reservoir tip got a down-down for forgetting her name.
 forgetting is not allowed, even if your name sucks
ass.

captain organ went to new zealand and got buttf*cked
by an orc.  what the hell is an orc?

splat drank for getting his svh3 run hijacked by
rhythm method and who's your daddy.

just sarah drank for showing up

titless drank for bringing his own breasts, and no
others.  i would hope that everyone brought their own
breasts, don't leave home without them!

guzzler drank for moving in with hand job for humanity
to get a steady supply of pot.  what's the crime??

just sean drank for showing up and being new

responsive asshole drank for returning.

hand job drank for non-running

muff daddy proceeded to appear wasted, by pouring his
beer on his head and down his pants.  go get 'em muff
daddy!

stroke & blow reminded folks to sign up for the food
bank on feb 1 from 6-8.

ideas for bay to breakers need to be turned in by jan
15.

pack moved to a bar to continue consumption.

cheers!
do me decimal

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