v.d. hash
february 13, 2006
stroke n blow and men's whorehouse
carl and cole

love was in the air on monday night at carl and cole. 
so were the fumes from the N line!  ahhhh,
aphrodisiac.  

pack took off on trail, and what a trail it was.  up,
up, up.  stairs, stairs, stairs, but no complaining,
cause love was in the air.  

beer check provided city skyline views under a full
moon.  chocolate covered strawberries and champagne
were hand-fed to harriettes to get them in the mood,
cause love was in the air.  

this was a lover's hash, so beastie boy appropriately
called up satellite dick and muff daddy for engaging
in p.d.a. on trail.  

crabs drank for caltrans problems and being too green.

naked hasher drank for wanting to get locked up and
put away.  he also wants to get publicly flogged and
have people give him money.  whatever works for you,
naked.

satellite dick drank away for commenting on the moon. 
it looks like an angry, red genital wart in the sky. 
what ever happened to cheese?

cumming mutha had his 3rd ball removed.

beastie boy drank for telling people to watch out for
a big pile of rocks, which actually turned out to be
shit.

captain o drank for trying to cross dress while
running trail.  be careful changing while coming down
those stairs!

snakeless proved once again that beastiality's best
for getting lucky with his dog.  go snakeless!

captain cooter and strange down there celebrated their
birthday with the hash.  happy birthday, fuck you!

donna reed was busy cleaning the bathroom, when he
heard on-on from outside.  where do i know that word??
 fuck this bathroom, i'm going hashing!  

stroke n blow and men's whorehouse drank a bunch for
their s-h-i-t-t-y trail.  and drank more for bringing
cupcakes.

newbies drank.  visitors drank.  all are welcome, and
love was in the air.

pack went to burgermeister to get food, and to
finnegan's to get drunk.  

on-on.

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