run 1195
march 27, 2006
holly park, bernal heights
hares; princess slut, banana in public, lick her itch
wet, windy, cold

die hard hashers (alcoholics) showed up at holly park
to a light drizzle.  oh this won't be so bad, i'll
just have a little warm-me-up before the run, i'll be
fine!   it's annual golden globe awards, and dammit i
wanna see some ass!

banana, mud from the waist down,  assured the pack,
it's flat and all pavement.   whatever banana.

pack took off down bernal heights and explored greater
san francisco...glen park, diamond heights, mission,
is this scouting for the ball buster???

titless showed up with an adapter for some pleasure
device that he was gladly showing huevos verde.  tit
was also seen making 900 calls on his cell on trail. 
repeatedly!

where there's rain, there's mud.  this seems to be the
theme of the week.  silly hashers including little
willy, triple nipple, hoseblower, huevos, who's your
daddy among them took real trail through glen park
canyon.  these half-minds like to crawl on their
stomachs and crouch down loooooow.   maybe they were
just following new jersey's anal's lead?  muddy buddy
pre-lube?

hurricane warning was called into titless's phone.  

nutlicker and stroke and blow were swapping domestic
secrets on how to please men through food.  

princess slut greeted hashers with beer and snacks at
bernal park.  looking warm and cozy in her uggs and
hat, as to avoid hypothermia, smart hashers decided
that down-downs should occur at wild side west,
everyone's favorite lesbian bar.  

wild side west is the reason that oh shit and
chamberpot love bernal height so.  fireplace, bearskin
rug, what else do lesbians need?

hoseblower showed up at wsw with muddy boobs and a big
carrot.  ready for some lesbian action!

joe pubic hair almost got knocked off by nutlicker for
his chowmein.  "kill the man, take his food!"

pack was hungry, pack was cold, not enough lesbians to
warm and feed all the wankers.  where oh where can our
hares be??

just greg brought posterior motive's ass, but no p.m. 


let the ass contest begin!

and now a message from hj4h:

Circle actually did happen. We had a full on ass
contest right there in the bar!  Standing on the
chairs and sticking our butts out! Classy bunch of
friends we have.  stroke n blow showed skin and per
the mantra "skin wins" did win for the girls - a tie
with Posterior Motive's ass cast of her booty.  
Anal-lick-it-all from Jersey won for the guys.  Also a
"skin wins" win.

on-on to hot showers.

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