SF Hash Trash Hash
#1201
May 8, 2006

Record Number of Hares!

	 Hard and Lengthy. Just Ursula. Just Greg. Just Sara. Just
Ryan. Is this what it takes to set a good trail? If that’s what it
takes, then Little Willy, start signin’ ‘em up in groups of 5. It
was one of those rare trails that everyone seemed to love. It happens
only about once or twice a year, so it’s worth mentioning.

	 It was a classic start, 9th and Lincoln, just inside the
park. It began with what would become another record – the quickest
renaming in SFH3 history. When did 9 ½ Wanks get named – mabye a
couple months ago? Well, apparently she bumped into Motormount’s
vehicle while trying to park. Later, she would be renamed Rammed from
Behind. I think. See, I didn’t have my famous “pad” last week. I
say “famous” because everyone loves it so much. So intriquing
isn’t it? A pad and paper. Ooooooohhhhhhhh. Cool!! What are you
writing?????? Fascinating. I’m recording down downs. Just like I’ve
been doing every week for a year and a half. This would come back
to haunt me, though. To find out how, you will have to read my next
trash. Do not miss it!

	 Not to digress, though - as I said, the hares (see above for
a full listing) took us on a very long but crafty trail, through USF,
trails, and ending up at a beer check at one of the 5 hare’s (see full
listing above) houses. Verdes Huevos looked beat at the beer check. He
told me that he went to yoga just before the hash and he was hurting on
that last mile. I asked him (very honestly and sincerely) if it was one of
those yoga classes that was more than just “stretching”. He didn’t
say a word, he just gave me what I can only call a “yoga death stare.”
He denied there was such a thing as a “yoga death stare”. But I’m
quite sure they practice the “yoga death stare” and I’m pretty
sure that the “yoga death stare” was exactly what he was doing.

	 2 down downs of note. Just Laura got named. Just Laura is an
interior designer specializing in wood. Meet 2 x Whore. It seems Hand
Job for Humanity ran the Big Sur Marathon, her first. Many of you have
run marathons, so you know all kinds of things can hurt. But when Hand
Job says, “My joint hurts”, she means, “my joint hurts”, not
“my joints hurt.” There’s a difference.

Muff Snatcher