sfh3

june 5, 2006

golden gate park - conservatory of flowers

hares: cuming muther & rocky mountain oyster

trash: do me decimal

 

pack gathered at our city's most beloved homeless shelter, golden gate park, to celebrate another hash by our dear, loyal hares, cuming muther and rocky mountain oyster.  turnout was quite large, surprising, given the history of rmo's trails.  but the pack is forgiving, the pack is kind, and the pack is ready to get this run done and drink beer before the temperature drops below 50.

 

the traditional front-running bastards took off through the underpass, only to be stalled by not one, but two checks within a 5 foot radius...is this legal??  trail was surprisingly mostly trail, a rarity for sf hashers.  cuming muther was kind enough to follow the pack and direct us to true trail.  "this wasn't my part of the trail," "i know marks go this way, but trail's really over here," "damn that rocky mountain oyster!"

 

hoseblower and banana in public had fun pushing each other up the steepest hill this harriette had seen in sf.  eagle/turkey split aptly divided the pack at stow lake.  beer near at the top of the mountain signified it was time to look for beer in bushes.  this has to be on my top 5 favorite activites ever.  not picking berries, not identifying wild flowers, it's just wonderful when nature provides with a nice, cold one!  pack meandered for a bit, looking behind trees and logs, but to no avail.  discouraged, they returned beerless.  but beer was found, by yours truly and was thoroughly enjoyed.

 

pack returned to conservatory for much needed down-downs. 

 

little willy began the circle by reminding us how glad he is to be leaving us, and beginning his james bond stint in dc, then to continue onward to locations unknown....secret agent man, secret agent man!

 

muff snatcher and bend over baby drank for not finding the beer in the bushes.  patience is a virtue my friends.

 

cuming mutha and rmo drank their first of many down-downs for laying trail.  they are forced to lay their next trail in glorious redwood city. 

 

tripple nipple drank for putting a cork up a gay man's butt.

 

gloryhole drank for not telling anyone he has a monumnet devoted to him in whiskeytown, a very accurate one that is big, round and deep. 

 

wet nurse and fuck buddy drank for being hash "ambassadors" at b2b.  little willy bestowed them with hash swag to congratulate them on their conquests.

 

is it christmas at the hash?  little santa willy continued to bring goodies out for all the good hashers.  titless graciously received mini tit shot glasses, which he gladly shared with nutlicker and sniff my box. 

 

captain o drank for running with his vanity case on his back.  what's the crime??  little willy gave him a year's supply of personal lube to use as he sees fit.  used lube is the best present one can get.

 

banana in public drank for being banana and since his fashion sense is so acute, he was graced with not one, but two red dressed from little willy.  fashion show is next monday for all harriettes, or by private appointment.

 

hoseblower drank for being the most fashionable hasher at circle, sporting the air mattress cape in dark blue, hot off the paris runway.  nutlicker had to drink for creating a hole in the air mattress.  was this a joint operation??

 

whoracle was supposed to drink, but no one could find her.

 

deadbeat drank for making a visitor give him a ride and for sniffing a trashy romance paperback on trail. 

 

slug drank for doing alcatraz and glory hole drank for winning a boat race.  damn overachievers.

 

crabs drank for leaving his post at caltrans and only attending ribbon and cork popping events.  what's the crime??

 

voyeur shared his naked pictures of motormount with the crowd.  thanks voyeur.

 

banana in public and nutlicker drank for banana's being all chaffed up....how nutlicker is involved, no idea.

 

cockbox from seattle and subhuman from atlanta were kind enough to grace us with their presence, but after seeing motormount's ass, they might not be back.

 

just jeff drank for being new.  pumping ethel and little willy made him cum.

 

little willy officially closed his last circle at sfh3. we hate to see you go, we hate to see you go, we hope to hell you never come back, we hate to see you go....

 

pack went to kezar to get drunk and eat bar food.