who doesn't love drinking and shopping? pack was eager to impove their wardrobe (and god knows some hashers could use it), so an early start was had....and vitamin j before the run? what a great night to get sloshed and invest in new running gear.

pack took off up potrero, can you say hill? scrummie must have been having a rough day at the sports basement, but there's no need to take it out on the innocent pack! uphill, flat, uphill, flat...where is the downhill?

jizzlet made sure the beer was well guarded back at the sports basement, by appropriately squatting on the cooler and demanding a password. some children have yet to learn the virtues of communal sharing. it's unfortunate to have a guard for beer, when the guard weighs less than 40 pounds, and can easily be removed from their post.

motormount gathered the troops for down-downs. straight 2 hell and satellite dick (subbing in for pythagorass) reenacted the world cup show-down, complete with nipple pinching.

jizzard drank for drinking? buying? six tubes of quick heal "head". (i'm just trying to read my notes here, bear with me).

fuck buddy went to alaska, and mosquitoes drank a pint of her blood. apparently, for lesbians, this is no major loss, has to be more than a quart for effects to take hold.

deadbeat drank for selling his jaquar for $5k, when he in fact purchased it for $60k. riding them a little hard, are we?

cuming mother decided it was a good night for cross-dressing, saying he was advocating the red dress run, but really encouraging silky wear nylons and crochless panties. fuck buddy and where's my vagina hoped his outfit wouldn't discourage people from showing up.

banana split bought nipguards, hence her renaming. someone get this hariette a new weekly nametag. 9 1/2 wanks must be having an identity crisis.

pythagorass and whoracle tied for being the biggest spender, i.e. gearheads. what's the crime?

blowfish and just bill drank for being a hashing family. the family that hashes together...well, we all know what happens to them.

jizzlet drank for requiring the beer password. somewhat appropriate down-down songs were sung, and hopefully not repeated at school.

newbie just jamie drank for being new, and other white meat drank for bringing them.

handjob begged and pleaded for waterstop volunteers at the sf marathon. talk to her if interested.

scrum muffin drank for her shitty trail, and for giving us all the hookup at the sportsbasement. pack got booted from the store and moved on to the parkside for fashion show and libations.