SF Hash Trash
Hash #1231, November 6, 2006
It was a warm and moonlit night........and Titless was busy handing out Hot Off The Press copies of the 2006 SFH3 Directory! Hashers greedily grabbed copies and checked to see if the photo chosen for them was a reasonable facsimile of their actual appearance. I think it's safe to say Do Me Decimal is not happy with her photo.
Frank Chu, San Francisco's infamous protestor (12 Galaxies Duxbrowrenikal Iconoclastics Fox: Roxdrobrenirical Coverage Wisgrocvenikul Reticense Tetraflouride etc.) limped towards the start just as the pack was setting off, Hard & Lengthy told him we would be back and invited him to come back and join us later.
The trail (once the pack eventually figured it out, thanks to walkers with maps) took the pack through SOMA, where the landscape is rapidly changing due to plethora of new construction. That's all I've got about the r*n since I was a lame ass and walked (no offense to lame ass walkers). Beer check was at the 21st Amendment and most of the pack either didn't read or see the email reminding everyone to bring cash. Apparently the hash website was "broken", as one hasher pointed out in the distribution email, so information wasn't available for those that either don't get or read their emails. I hope our dues don't go up to help pay for the new website, to replace the broken one.
After ambling back from the beer check, the pack gathered around the Boont filled keg, under the shadow of the bow & arrow and within earshot of two city officials in trucks keeping an eye on the evenings festivities (better than last year when one of them was ranting and chased us off). Our Religious Advisor, Fuck Buddy, officiated the weekly ceremony.......
Fucker was the first to get called up for being short and disagreeable and for doing NOTHING for a living (fucker), which causes him SO much stress he had to take a six week vacation. However, he was gracious enough to sponsor the 2006 SFH3 Directory and is therefore Coverboy and Spokesmodel! The pack proclaimed "HASH SHIT!!" , but alas RMO gets to keep his plunger/magic wand.
Guzzler and
Hand Job 4 Humanity drank for doing
such a great job in putting the directory together. As Fuck Buddy pointed out, four of us may
even have the correct information!
Do Me Decimal is moving to
Pubic Perm drank because he's a hardcore Chicago Bears fan and has fallen into a deep depression because of the loss on Sunday. Ball Handler drank because she's taking pole dancing classes and has offered to cheer him up by demonstrating what she has learned.
Satellite Dick drank because although normally he is the picture of beauty and grace, during the r*n he somehow tripped over a piece of concrete, the size of a boulder.
Glory Hole got called up because he thinks the unique problem with attending the Interhash is that he met so many people with whom he developed a real connection, and chances are he won't get to see them again.......what Glory Hole sees as a problem most see as an opportunity!!
SOS drank because his dog Prince had to go within the first five minutes of his r*n and did a GIGANTIC shit along the Embarcadero. I wondered if SOS had a big enough bag for the entire pile! Prince was therefore renamed Sack of Shit (SOS, Jr.).
Guzzler introduced himself to Just Diana "Hi, I'm Cum Guzzling Cockaholic". However, it turns out that Just Diana is a nutritionist and informed him to be cautious - while people seem to think that cum is full of protein, it's really full of carbs! They both drank.
Prickly Pete
was visiting from
Our GM's Hard & Lengthy and Titless announced that Snowball 2006 would be held in the indoor patio of Stern Grove, complete with a fireplace!! Titless pointed out that there are plenty of make out spots in the woods.
Splat drank for setting the shitty trail all by himself.
Sadly, Frank Chu didn't return......