The Fishy People R*n
March 5, 2007
Pisces is an astrological sign,
which is associated with the Pisces is an
astrological sign which is associated with the constellation Sixtyninus. Pisces is occupied by the sun from
February 19th to March 20th and is the twelfth and last
sign of the zodiac and associated with simultaneous oral stimulation. Individuals born under this sign are
believed to be horny, loud, humorous, emotional and affectionate drunkards, but
they are also prone to exaggeration of sexual exploits, passiveness,
oversensitivity, and paranoia. Pisceans are said to like mystery and solitude
due to their consummate engagement in masturbation. Physically, individuals born under the sign
of Pisces supposedly tend to have small and dainty cock's,
heavy-lidded lips and big noses. Physically, individuals born
under the sign of Pisces tend to have small and dainty Dick’s, heavy laden eyes
and big noses. Pisces is
traditionally thought to be ruled by the planet Venus, but in more recent years
many astrologers have deemed URANUS as the ruler of Pisces, attributing the
defecation associated with the sign to the planet’s sudden influx of
Oranga(poon)tangs.
Straight to Hell
and Ballhandler kicked off the month
of the Fishy people. Straight to Hell informed me before the run that
everyone would think that they would lay challenging trail, so they would keep
it short and easy (like STH). BAH! North Beach
to Coit Tower (how unique!) to China Town to Russian Hill down Lombard Street and
where the F*ck was the BN. Finally
when we got to it, 469 stairs later, there was hardly any water so we HAD to
drink Beer.
Joe Pubic
Hair opened his door at 6:30 to run down
to the start and lo and behold there was chalk outside his door. For that matter
where was there not chalk? Joe Pubic
Hair claimed he could have sat and waited for us ‘wankers’ to run by, but he
ran down to the start and claimed he ran the whole trail mysteriously FRBing to
the Beer Check and Down Downs, hmmm..but JPH is so
sincere???!!!???!!
At least he didn’t have to run behind
Orangapoontang who as a result of a
multitude of stair climbing ended up sharting his pants and disappeared until
down down’s for which he had to drink for the recollection of his Hershey
squirting. He can describe his
sharting incident in chapter poo, I mean two.
On that note, I was lucky enough to
run beside RMO up the Lombard street
steps. I’ll let you guess what that
conversation was about. I was so
fortunate to hear about chunks of corn on his dashboard. Maybe if we are lucky, we will hear a
tale of simultaneous orifice elimination and life will be complete.
Staying on the topic of bodily
functions, Gizzard was brought up
for something meaningless, but should have drunk for the number of exchanges of
saliva during tonsil hockey recorded by random hash
historians.
And SOS
drank for being the IMPREGANATOR.
The happy couple was congratulated upon hearing the news that they are
having a LESBIAN. Fuck Buddy had left a gift for them on
their sheets…it is karmic really…Fuck
Buddy-The Fertility Goddess.
Although Just Doesn’t Get it,
we found out was shorter than FB and although his deep and husky voice is a
natural baritone, he can play the part in drag pretty well too!
Poor Cuming
Mutha Drank for ruining his favorite shirt. We were all impressed with how slick CM
looked on Saturday night. A swanky
button down shirt, actually buttoned up!
Even though it was given to him by a bar, it was swanky for CM! Well, after a pint or four, leaning
against the railing taking in the beautiful view and marveling at how global
warming was expediting summer weather here in good ‘ol SF, he realized that he
had actually caught on fire. There
was a big, round hole which burnt through to his skin. Someone in circle asked if that is what
happened to his head??!!?
Wet
Nurse Drank for being homeless. She has claimed she will do anything for
a place to say for an undisclosed amount of time. I have no idea why everyone started
looking for Voyeur???
And finally the fishy people, Straight To Hell, Ballhandler, Who’s Your
Daddy, Muff Snatcher and Where’s My
Vagina all got on their knees to celebrate their birthdays. Wish I could say that was a
first!
Who’s your
Daddy was of course still recovering
from the weekend. Turning around to
me and asking if he had talked to me? And if so, what did he say? He then turned to Gluteus Munchimass and said, “ I think
you were nice to me this weekend”.
She responded, “I was?” a confused look passed through her face searching
for some recollection and asked, “What did I do?” PERFECT!
On
On
STROKE AND BLOW
