SFH3 Bay 2 Blackout 2022: Netflix & Swill
May 13th - 15th
|3-Day Rego here!!!
Cum celebrate the itty bitty city by the bay in the hashiest way possible - with a weekend of drunken debauchery! Join us for a full three days of costumes, shitty trails, and more booze than you can shake a dick at, all culminating in a stumble down a historic San Francisco r*ce!
Friday: Stranger Things…In the Bedroom
Rock your best new wave or leather gear while we return to the 80s to chase monsters, battle evil, and explore the paranormal!
Venue: Uzay Gallery
Saturday: Space Force
Turns out, you don’t have to be a billionaire to enjoy giant dicks…er, ships! What mysteries await inside your spacesuit? Shhh! Save your secret for the boat, as we party like Bender and get down like Barbarella at the end of the galaxy. Cum dance and drink on a former military vessel!
Venue: SS Jeremiah O'Brien
Note: We're on a motherf*cking boat! Have fun and be respectful of this naval ship that functions as an event space and museum. It is also federal land, so please leave the cannabis party favors at home! Crew members will be around to discipline (and not in a fun way, sorry!) any half-minds who jeopardize their own safety or the safety of others.
Sunday: Tiger King (And Other Sexy Beasts)
Don your bitchin’ mullet and a loincloth or furry it up as a pussy with big teeth, it’s time to go wild!
Forget your city life and prowl in your most feral fashions as we run, walk, crawl, and stumble across the urban jungle during Bay to Breakers!
Venue: Neck of the Woods
February 21 - March 21: $125
Single day price $69
Single Day ticket also available at door.
** Giveaway not guaranteed after April 18th
12 Days of Hashing*
Are you a race-ist?
Are you cumming early?
Do you like patches?
Then this section is for you! SFH3 joins forces with our neighboring kennels to host twelve days of hashing. They will be hashes of all types so cum prepared (and often!)! (Check our calendar for more information.)
*Subject to change
What does my registration get me?
Drinks on Friday/Saturday/Sunday
Shitty trails! Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle options on Friday, Pub crawl/Turkey/Eagle/Ballbuster options on Saturday, Walkers stumble on Sunday*
Venue entry on Friday/Saturday/Saturday
Food! Dinner on Friday & Saturday, lunch Sunday
Snacks & orange food at trails
The best time you won’t remember.
Registration tickets are transferrable but NOT refundable. If you cannot make the event and wish to transfer a rego please email the SFH3 GMs at .
*Race-ists wishing to r*n the official SF Bay to Breakers full course, please register for the race separately. You will be welcummed and duly punished at the Sunday venue after you finish.
Sleep with a hasher
Want to stay with a hasher instead of paying for a hotel? Contact for more information and to be matched with a host. (and if you have an extra bed and can host please also contact ).
Stay at a Hostel/Hotel
For those looking to book hostels/hotels, please stay tuned and check back here for updates.