You want we should do a trail in the tradition of the Jews? 40 years we wandered, not a deli in sight. Expect 2 drink checks. You'll probably see Moses. The Eagle is evil and about 5.5 miles. The Turkey is about 4 with less evil. Walkers will do what walkers do. Bring a sweater.

"Are we going to have those pancakes?" -Infinite Butthole, worst Jew ever.