Fat Humans Athletic Club United
FHAC-U Run
FHAC-U #370: Tunnel of Love Trail
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Thursday, February 14, 2019, 6:30 pm
: 37.32530206217678,-122.0436927204778
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Click here to view full event The love birds are horny and haring...TOGETHER. For the very first time, or it feels like that anyway. We decided Valentine’s Day is for suckers so we want to give you lots of mud, hard liquor, and slaps on the ass instead of hearts and flowers. So cum on out wearing your sluttiest outfits, because nothing says “I love you,” more than fishnets and banana hammocks. Trail is somewhere around 3.69 miles. Possible split of some kind. 3 checks. Bring hash cash, virgins, money for bars, ID, fleshlights, cranium lamps, virgins, shiggy shoes/socks, a parka, fishnets (in case you wanna fish), and banana hammocks (in case you need to cradle your delicates), also virgins. Directions: Cupertino Memorial Park. Use pin on map for exact location. Parking lot is on Alves Drive around the corner from Anton Way. This event has a Google Hangouts video call. Join: https://hangouts.google.com/hangouts/_/svh3.com/fhac-u-370?hceid=c3ZoMy5jb21fMmptZmFndmxmbGJpNmxwcDA1OG5nM2c0c2NAZ3JvdXAuY2FsZW5kYXIuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbQ.apt6ofnlgmcpfsjg77tt3ni0m4&hs=121