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Fat Humans Athletic Club United
FHAC-U Run #378
COWABUNGA DUDE!
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Thursday, June 6, 2019, 6:30 pm
: 37.375662, -122.119321
: Missile Anus, Knees for B's, My Nipples Are Harder
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Get yerselves to Shoop (shoop ba doop) Park in Los Altos. Click on that map / coordinates and let the machine take you.

There is a parking lot for the Park, but you can also park on University, or Lincoln

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AGNEWS TAKEOVER!

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles need your help rescuing Michelangelo from the treacherous clutches of The Shredder!!! He was last seen entering a dark creepy tunnel trying to rescue April O’Neil from a terrifying 10' long scrawny penis-monster.
If found, a pizza party will be thrown in your honor! Grab your hockey mask and whatever sporting equipment you might have lying around and let's get to work! It's gonna be a dark and wet one. Cowabunga Dudes!

Sincerely,
Raphael, Donatello & Leonardo

----- Trail Info -----
* TMNT dress expected. Hockey masks, turtle shells, nun-chucks, throwing stars ... or just wear green

* Eagle trail ~5-6 miles
* Turkey trail ~4 mi
* 1 BC
* 1 SC

* on-on-on: State of Mind (4th St & State)