Jollyman Park, Cupertino. Park in lot on Stelling.

Missile Anus is back on her bullshit and haring another shitty trail. Cum out if you want a perfectly mediocre run that you may have run parts of before. Can you remember though? Of course not, you’re a halfmind.

Hare away at 6:15, pack away at 6:30. Bring virgins, cranium lights, extra socks/shoes, beer for start and finish. There will be 1 beer check on trail with beer provided. 5-ish miles. No major shiggy. 1 water crossing.