SFH3 - FHAC-U Run #426: FHAC-U Virgin Anal White Dress Run / Missile's Bday

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Fat Humans Athletic Club United

FHAC-U Run #426

FHAC-U Virgin Anal White Dress Run / Missile's Bday

When:	Saturday, April 3, 2021, 12:30 pm
Where:	37.3891455, -122.08623
Hare:	Missile Anus

Directions:

Eagle Park, right off of Shoreline in MV

Comment:

Yes, 12:30 is the correct time. Don’t ask! Bring a chair for on-after!

The Grand Mattress is finally holding up her end of the bargain and planning a 1st Anal Virgin White Dress Run in honor of her 32nd beerthday. Shower her with pearls or gold! Pearls are her preference though. ;)

Shitty Trail will be A to A’.
Runners: ~3-4 miles, 1 BC (no bars)
Walkers: ~1-2 miles, bring ID and money

Food and beverages provided by your mismanagement at circle and on-after. BYOB to start.

No hash cash. Recommended donation of $10 minimum which will go to Second Harvest Food Bank of Silicon Valley! Will be raffling 3 sports massages ($140 value each) from Hands in Motion in Mountain View. $10 per raffle ticket.

Hope to see you there! On-on!