San Francisco H3
SFH3 Run #2046
Winterest Ever Summer Hash-Olympics Finale
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Monday, August 9, 2021, 6:15 pm
: Milton Marks /Richmond Branch Library; 9th Ave. @ Clement
: Backwash; Cheese Turd
: Pabst Blue Ribbon
: The Bitter End -- 441 Clement Str. @ 6th Ave.
: Steins -- 731 Clement Str. @ 9th Ave.
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Milton Marks / Richmond Dist. Branch SF Public Library ... 345 9th Avenue, SF, CA 94118, USA. 

Meet on 9th Ave. side of library (between Clement & Geary).  Bus routes #38, #2, and #1 will get your there from the east or the west.   Street parking on Geary is usually OK after 6PM.

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Expect fog, wind, cold, and generally miserable weather to frost your bits and make you understand the coldest winter Olympics you've never been to could be this sh*tty summer trail.

To make the most of this sh*tty trail, be sure to pre-lube with a half liter of German lager and two bratwursts with sauerkraut at Steins.  So pre-lubed, you shall be certain to blaze through trail like an East German Olympian of yore. (Deutsche Demokratische Republik style armpit hair is recommended -- for warmth from the fog, of course.  But it is totally optional.)

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