Cum on the delightful #38 MUNI Geary Bus, drink until you're passed out, and enjoy a pleasant night on a library bench.  You can't beat that for fun!  And, of course, enjoy the 38 Geary home in the morning -- after a yummy pastry & coffee at Schubert's on Clement (unless you insist on visiting the House of Bagles on Geary instead).

Savvy advice:  get yourself a bockwurst with a side of spaetzle and a full liter of Bitburger Pils (to stay hydrated, of course) at Steins to power your through this r*n.  It's the best deal in town!  And for your On On On, enjoy a cheeseburger at Jack in the Box and a shot at the Hearth.  Do not get confused and look for a cheeseburger at the Hearth and get shot at Jack in the Box.  Fugging up like that could cost you your life.