Friday, May 13th - Stranger Things...In The Bedroom

(Rock your best new wave or leather gear while we return to the 80s to chase monsters, battle evil, and explore the paranormal!)

Early Registration: Elixir, 3200 16th St. (corner of 16th St. and Guerrero), 4pm-5:30pm (regos also available after trail at the venue)

Trail Start: Dolores Park, corner of 19th St. and Dolores St.

Time: Trail starts at 6pm, 6:15 hares away, 6:30 pack away!

Venue: Uzay Gallary, 199 Capp St. (venue opens at 7:30)

End Time: 11pm

On After: Bender's Bar and Grill, 806 S. Van Ness St., only a five minute drunken stagger away!

Trail: A to B with pub crawl/turkey/eagle options

What to bring: cash, ID (not kidding, pub crawlers, you will be carded!), liver, virgins, headlamps

What you get: Shitty Trail! Beer! Food! Dancing!

Saturday, May 14th - Space Force

(Cum dance and drink in your sexy best on a former miliary vessel)

Brunch: are you hungry, hungover, and need some hair of the dog? Check out your brunch options in the Food! section of the Details page.

Trail Start:

Ballbuster - Forest Hill MUNI Station (meet behind on Magellan near Sola)

Turkey/eagle/pub crawl - Washington Square Park


Ballbuster - 11:00am prelube, 11:45 hares away, 12pm pack away!

Turkey/eagle trail - 1:30 prelube, 1:45 hares away, 2pm pack away!

Pub crawl - 12 noon prelube (aka brunch), 2pm everyone away!

Venue: Jeremiah O'Brien, Pier 45, Fisherman's Wharf

End Time: 10pm

On After: Go to sleep, rest up for tomorrow or head to the Red Jack Saloon, 131 Bay St. Or take a chance on one of SOMA's (South of Market's) raging club scene!

Trail: All are A to B

What to bring: Cash, ID, used liver, defiled virgins.

What you get: Prelube, then join a shitty trail around the city. Cum back for dinner, more drinking and dancing, and all the fun you can convince a halfmind to join in!

Sunday, May 15th - Tiger King (And Other Sexy Beasts)

(Don a bitchin' mullet and loincloth or show us your animalistic side)

Trail Start: Victoria Manalo Draves Park, Folsom and Sherman

Time: 8am prelube, 8:30 we migrate over to Howard St to hop in and join the official B2B route

Venue: Neck of the Woods, 406 Clement St.

Muggle Note!  Muggles will be wandering in around 3-4, so make sure you drink all the beer before then!

End Time: 4...5…or whenever we fall over

On After: Silver Cloud, 1994 Lombard - you’re ready for drunken karaoke, right?

What to bring: Cash, ID, your glowing drunk self

What you get: 8am beers! A city wide party! Mass insanity! More beer! Guerrilla drink checks! Our very own party! Food! Drinks!