SFH3's Bay2Blackout 2020
September 18th - 20th
Here is a breakdown of the upcoming weekend (it's probably helpful if you read the whole thing!):
Walking or public transit (even though it’s busy) will most likely be easier than trying to take a car, but it will be slow. Plan ahead!
NO BAGS on course except clear plastic ones that are obscenely small. Don’t carry any backpacks, etc. We’ll have plenty of booze for you.
Also, they will take away alcohol. Never fear, we have plenty of drink checks planned off trail to wet your whistle!
We will be veering off course once we enter Golden Gate Park. Here's a map; look for signs & true trail arrows and don’t get lost.
Please bring cash to tip the bartenders at Neck of the Woods!! We want to be good guests and invited back!
For A-B trails, there is a huge fucking bag van. If you are running trail, you can send more of your costume/hygiene clean up stuff with the bag van to have for party time. Don’t lug your shit around if you don’t have to.
Sometimes B2B weekend is hot as fuck, sometimes it’s cold as balls. Be prepared to cover up or strip as needed!
Keep your wristband on at all times! This gets you into venues and gets you BEER!!
Carry cash & ID!!!
Are you drunk and lost? Where should you be going? Click here for a helpful map!
Are you bored and want to find other people? Use the facebook event or check out Kennedy's as the unofficial pre/post/any-lube all weekend
NOW FOR THE SCHEDULE……
Officially Unofficial Gypsies Thursday Night B2B Kickoff
Our friends, the Gypsies, are kicking off the weekend on Thursday night, September 17th with their r*n beginning/ending in the parking lot behind the Palace of the Legion of Honor. http://www.gypsiesh3.com/directions.htm
Friday, September 18th - 20,000 B.C.E Yabba Dabba Do Me!
Cum dressed from Pre-history!
Early Registration: TBD
Trail Start: TBD
Time: Early rego 4:30-6pm, Trail starts at 6:00pm, 6:15 hares away, 6:30 pack away!
Venue: 5051 Mission St
Trail: A to B with pub crawl/turkey/eagle options
End Time: 11:30pm
On After: TBD
What to bring: cash, ID (not kidding, pub crawlers, you will be carded!), liver, virgins, headlamps
What you get: Shitty Trail! Beer! Food! Dancing!
Saturday, September 19th - The Whoring 20's
Dress like someone from the 1920's!
Ballbuster - TBD **different time and start than other trails!!**
Turkey/eagle/pub crawl - Washington Square Park
Ballbuster - 11:00am prelube, 11:45 hares away, 12:00 pack away!
Brunch prelube - ~12pm on your own! See below for a list of places close to trail, find some friends to eat with on Facebook
Turkey/eagle trail - 1:30pm prelube, 1:45 hares away, 2:00 pack away!
Pub crawl - 1:30pm prelube @ trail start, 2:00 everyone away!
Venue: USS Jeremiah O'Brien **remember this is federal property, nothing illegal, not even marijuana!!**
End Time: 10:00pm
On After: TBD
Trail: All are A to B
What to bring: Cash, ID, REGO TAG, used liver, defiled virgins.
What you get: Prelube, then join a shitty trail around the city. Cum back for dinner, more drinking and dancing, and all the fun you can convince a halfmind to join in on!
Sunday, September 20th - Blast Your Load Into the Future, the 3020's!
Explore the sexy 2020's in your future best!
Trail Start: Victoria Manalo Draves Park, Sherman & Folsom
Time: 7am prelube, 8:00am to r*ce course - if you miss us, check twitter for updates!
Venue: Neck of the Woods, 406 Clement Street
End Time: 4...5…or whenever we fall over
On After: Irish Bank, 10 Mark Lane - For some good old traditional heavy-ass Irish food to soak up all the shots you just downed
On After After (really?): Butter, 354 11th St. (opens at 8, karaoke at 9) - Hipster white trash bar, with famously bad drinks and the best drunken group karaoke ever
What to bring: Cash, ID, REGO TAG, your glowing drunk self
What you get: 7am beers! A city wide party! Mass insanity! More beer! Guerrilla drink checks! Our very own party! Food! Drinks!
SFH3 MONDAY HANGOVER HASH(ES)
If you're staying in San Francisco until Monday, please join us for strip club buffet brunch at Gold Club (12pm or ... whenever we peel ourselves out of bed) and for SFH3's Pink Tutu R*n Hangover Hash at 6:15pm that night!
One day registrations WILL be available at the door if you’re just cumming for part of the weekend. If you can’t pay us on the website via PayPal, please try to have exact change or else use your plastic. Yes, we take Square!
Public Transit - Let Early Sober You help Later Drunk You figure out how to get around
Use Google Maps, Transit App, or NextBus website to get real time directions all around the city, and to the East Bay and elsewhere
MUNIMobile app allows you to buy city bus tickets right on your phone
A Clipper Card allows you to put money on a physical card for city bus tickets as well as BART fares
You will get ticketed if you don't purchase a ticket somehow!
MUNI buses/trains are $2.75 cash or $2.50 using MUNImobile or Clipper
MUNI buses/trains: the numbered routes are buses, the letters are trains. BART are separate, underground trains with separate entrances (see below)
enter your destination in the Google Maps app
hit the blue circle
select the little train for public transport instead of driving directions
trust. We rock at public transport
BART trains take you to the East Bay and around the city, are more limited but sometimes faster. They charge by the length of your…….trip. (WHAT? You have a dirty mind)
Arriving and want to carpool from the airport? Use the Facebook event to see who else is cumming at that time and try to cum together!
Train: There’s also the BART train, which is a 30ish minute straight shot from the SFO/Oakland airports and costs ~$20 round-trip depending on where you’re going. -http://www.bart.gov/
Cars: From SOMA/downtown, the Mission, or anywhere else not buried too deeply in SF, a Lyft/Uber (download the app) costs about $30-40 dollars to/from the airport. Also handy for getting around town when drunk.
Hash Hotel: We do not have a hash hotel this year, so please reach out to email@example.com for help with lodging.
Need more travel details?http://www.sfh3.com/sections/9/pages/77
We'll keep updating the website with details and information for out of towners. www.sfh3.com
Don't Get Lost! Throughout the weekend we will post out our locations via twatter. Follow @bay2blackout on twitter
Check out the FB event and see about ride shares, costume exchange, etc.
Hash central: When there aren't trails and events happening, hash central is Kennedy's Irish Pub & Indian Curry House at 1040 Columbus Ave. Meet your fellow half-minds there!
Driving/Parking Note - We don't recommend driving! If you do, make a plan to leave your car if you can’t drive.
Cabs: Yellow Cab - 415-333-3333 or the Yo Taxi app, Desoto - 415-970-1300
Reach out to DDs! Not the boobs (well, maybe later) but the few sober people in San Francisco
Remember Bay to Breakers is on Sunday and there are LOTS of street closures downtown (see below), plan accordingly! Don’t attempt to take a Lyft/Uber if you can help it - they’ll be CRAZY expensive. Plan on taking a MUNI bus or train, or BART.
Want to sell your hab? Contact us before and let’s talk!
If you still need costume pieces, Folsom Street and Haight Street are fantastic places to get them. A few of our favorite stores are:
Mr. S Leather (I would link to it but I don’t want to be fired - enjoy the gay porn onsite)
New York Apparel
You’ll need to eat on Saturday morning, even though you’ll feel like you’re dead. Some of our favorite spots to visit when hungover:
Brunch options near downtown lodging:
Colibri Mexican Bistro ($10 bottomless mimosas)
Friends With Benedicts (unusual mimosas)
Upcider (no specific brunch menu but lots of ciders)
Saturday brunch near trail start:
Bullitt (possibility of a groupon, worth checking!)
Nick's Crispy Tacos (an SF staple)
Peter D's* (no booze but good, heavy breakfast food)
Tony’s Slice House - Grab and Go Pizza (Slices & Whole Pies)
Mo’s Grill – Sit Down American Diner
Café Trieste – CASH ONLY Coffee Shop w/ Pastries, Bagels, Sandwiches & Salads
Pete’s on Green - Upscale Sports Bar w/ American Food
Sotto Mare – Sit Down Italian Restaurant ( Seafood & Pasta $11-30/person)
Mario’s Bohemian Café – Italian sandwiches, salads & pizza
Molinari’s – Grab & Go Deli
*also open Monday morning
Check out the General Info section on the website or check out the Facebook group. If you can’t find the answer there drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org
On - Bay 2 Blackout Weekend Is Almost Here Fuck Yeah - On!!!