SFH3 Run #1789: Rongjon's Big 60H Birthday Hashstravagsnza
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: | 2016-10-03 |
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: | Murphy Windmill Golden Gate Park |
: | Rongjon |
: | Dr. Kimble |
Tribute to King Rong Jon at 60 Years Old
Rong Jon reads his poetry ever so nimble But today on his birthday it’s just Dr. Kimble
Welcome all hashers to honor The King After this reverence some hash songs we’ll sing
So what’s with that name? What’s going on? Like his friend Caitlin Jenner, he used the wrong john
He’s 60 years old, not that many years At AT&T sixty buys just 5 beers
He hails from La Jolla, his mother hash No hash names or antics or even a trash So he moved to The City, far better to bash Soon falling for P.I.T.A., the Pain in the Ass
When P.I.T.A. moved on he chased Closet Queen (Leg Over was taken, nowhere to be seen) But even C.Q. treated him mean From hashing the King started to wean
He focused on Caltrans to forget his ex Where he met fellow hashers Crabs and Phone Sex They made him break out from nothing but work Even taught him to hare with a good circle jerk
Still, year after year unable to score He took up the inter-hash more and more From Europe to Asia and points in between Spending baht, dong and pesos for a fucking machine
How does he afford all those short timer whores? By becoming a slumlord, fleecing On All Fours And speaking of fleece don’t graze or troll For sex with sheep like the Welsh Glory Hole
His wholesome lifestyle has treated him well He’s still alive although looking like hell He’s outlived Vax Headroom, Voyeur, Friar Fuck Is it his genes or perhaps just good luck?
also Ultraman, Muff Snatcher, Danglin we miss This tribute is ending. I need to go piss. To hear this again, verbatim without fail Come out Thursday night and run the same trail
The Niners are playing. Does anyone care? When you can see Rong Jon not once but twice hare Behind Legion of Honor, not very far 34th Avenue and Camino del Mar
To good health raise your vessels. Honor The King (XXXXX) give us a song to sing.
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