Bitch’s Bitch cursing at PO’s deadly reachings,
Tears of Semen plotting at Dick Ass’s beseechings,
Virgins that Bush and A Rack cannot bring,
These are a few of our favorite hash things,
One Night Only driving to some other kennel,
Dickweed sprouting out of the roses and fennel,
Circle Jerk and his fabulous twirlings,
These are a few of our favorite hash things,
Five Angry Inches earning his new patch
Tinsel Dick proving his name is a true match,
Fellowship of the Cockring flashing his bling,
These are a few of our favorite hash things,
When you grow old
When your knees hurt
When the trail just won’t set,
Just grab those geriatric chalk holding things,
And then remember how to prelay!
 
Just Doesn’t Get It on Chester The Molester,
Cockamole downing beer—sobriety, don’t test her!
Tuna on Top doling out deadly zings
These are a few of our favorite hash things
Masterbaster tugging on Allahu Aqbark,
Muff Daddy hiding from rangers not named Park,
Yiff Yiff Hurray giving us something to sing,
These are a few of our favorite hash things,
Deadbeat and Stinky Floss in a hash song chorus,
Perfect Woman silent so he cannot bore us,
One and Done freed from paternal-ings,
These are a few of our favorite hash things,
Chicken Bone Her,
Uber Luber,
Jack The Ripper too,
Hand Pump reminds them of joy that beer brings,
And then they don’t feel so bad.
 
Geordi La Foreskin rushing to fly out,
Just Get It Over With letting a sigh out,
Dung Fu Grip saying bye to B2B’s flings
These are a few of our favorite hash things,
Lois Lame sends herself into retirement,
Ska Skank’s shark hoodie is a requirement
For Wee Wee and MMP summer will bring,
A time of a few of their favorite hash things,
The Guzz toasts John Handcock with Tongueless’s Penis,
Udder Moron can’t believe Hand Pump’s van is the cleanest,
Six Tits a Week cutting Muppet Dick’s strings
These are a few of our favorite hash things
On All Fours and,
Cuming Mutha,
And Backwash too!
Their tu-tu trail is truly the best
To make sure we won’t feel so sad.