SFH3 Run #2122
: 2023-01-09
: Portsmouth Square
: John Hand Cock
: Do Her Well

On a John Handcock trail,
On a MUNI bound for nowhere
I met up with Fuck Buddy,
We were both too tired to think.
So we took tons of selfies,
At the brand new train a-running
One and Done overtook us,
And he began to speak,
 
He said, "I've done lots of trails,
Set by Fucker and Three Fingers,
I've known where Hand Pump's van was,
By the way Muff Daddy lied,
And I've heard Bloqueen saying'
He saw the pack at true trail linger,
To avoid Humpy's last down down,
I'll give you some advice."
 
So I pledged myself to silence,
Avoided Gloryhole's guidance,
Circled up with Tuna on Top
Found Backwash in the light,
And Shaft grew suddenly quiet,
Just Paul had no expression,
Said "If you're going to name Just Daniel,
You're gonna have to name him right.
 
You gotta know when they're Tonya,
Or when to just go On On!
Know when it's CPA
Or it's RMO,
You never say your preference
When you're standing in the circle
There'll be time enough for complaining
When the naming's done.
 
Every hasher knows
That the secret to the naming,
Is knowing when to take a drink
And when to make them speak,
Cause every name's a winner,
And every name's a loser,
And the best Just Daniel gets
Little Red Riding Wood he'll keep.
 
And when we finished naming,
Gobble My Ass tipped her down down,
Nodded at On All Fours,
Circle Jerk said his goodbyes,
And somewhere Rocky Bowel Movement,
Found with beer he'd broken even,
And towards the on after,
We'd found a pace that we could keep.
 
You gotta know Cockamole,
Or if it's One Night Only!
If you call them Wrinklepecker,
Or just Muppet Dick
You never say your preference
When you're standing in the circle
Maybe you'll be King of Bedbugs
When the naming's done.
 
You gotta know Rumple Dick Skin,
That's Peg Me and Lace Me's real twin!
Tell apart Cum Test Dummy,
From Cuming Mutha too,
You never say your preference
When you're standing in the circle
Maybe you'll be Wash This Asshole
When the naming's done.
 
You gotta know Five Angry Inches,
Boner Marrow in the trenches,
Meet Fast Not Furious,
With Dick Simmons and Menage,
You never say your preference
When you're standing in the circle
You could be Changes Options Weekly,
When the naming's done.