Throwback Thirst-days May 17th -19th 3-Day Rego here!!!

Cum celebrate your favorite throwbacks in the hashiest way possible – a San Francisco weekend of drunken debauchery!

Join us for a full three days of nostalgic costumes, shitty trails, a steady flow of BEER and booze, food (orange and otherwise), and parties, all culminating in a stumble down a historic San Francisco r*ce!

Friday: Spank Boat Willie (Classic Cartoons) Ever wanted to get down with Fred Fuckstone or solve crimes -or, trails- with Scooby Do Me? This is your chance to corrupt those childhood memories with your hashy take on classic cartoons!

Saturday: Stick a Coin in my Slot (Classic Arcade Games) Power up for another day of hunting arrows like Drinky & Blinky chasing Pac-Man! Show us your best Super Mario Hoes, defeat Donkey Dong, and shoot some Ass-teroids at this arcade party!

Sunday: Barbie’s Cream House (Classic Toys) It’s time to celebrate the toys you used to play with! Will you Bop It, Twist It, or … actually, never mind. Let’s turn back time and join the city in an epic quest to find Beer!

Sign up for the whole weekend for $139* or just a single day for $69,** the choice is yours!

*) if paid by March 17; $169 if paid by April 14, $179 if paid by May 12, and $199 after that.
**) or $79 at the door.