San Francisco H3
SFH3 Run #1845
Glengarry Glen Hash
Monday, October 9, 2017, 6:15 pm
: Holly Park
: Big Cock Chains
: $7
: Bare Bottle Galaxy Dust IPA.
: Wild Side West
: Holy Water
: Do Her Well

Put that beer down!! Beer's for finishers only. Do you think I'm fuckin' with you? I am not fuckin' with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Macock Monkey?...You call yourself a hasher, you son of a bitch?  You certainly don't, pal. 'Cause the good news is - you're doing down-downs. The bad news is - you've got, all of you got, just one hash to regain your dignity, starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's hash. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this hash's snack contest. As you all know, first snack is Cadillac El Doritos. Anybody want to see second snack? Second snack is a set of carrots. Third prize is down-downs. You get the picture? You laughing now? You got trail. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get that trail and hash it.  You can't  solve the checks you're given, you can't solve shit, you are shit. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going out hashing!

Bring a headlamp, cos you know... it's dark and stuff.  And maybe shiggy.

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