Time for the kind-of anal FHAC-U invasion (no apologies for slacking off, we're not called the "Fat Humans Athletic Club - United" for nothing). THREE - count them ONE, TWO, THREE ahhh ahhh ahhh - BEER CHECKS on trail (cash and ID) plus PIE on trail. Don't worry, we'll have a proper Eagle laid by Got Wood so you raceists get your mileage in.
Who ate all the pie? Who ate all the pie? YOU fat bastards, YOU fat bastards, YOU ate all the pie!