First we drink a beer. Then we run a lap. Then we drink a beer. Then we run a lap. Then we drink a beer. Then we run a lap. Then we drink a beer. Then we run a lap. Then we run trail.

Some of us don't drink beer. Some of us don't run laps. But united by the vision of our founders we shall stroll gleefully into the night, champions all in our own way.

Beer mile patches are $5.