Back Back Corner of the lot between Fred's Place and CrossFit Palo Alto in Mountain View

Dear Tyrannical Leader D̶o̶n̶a̶l̶d̶ ̶T̶r̶u̶m̶p̶ Nothing Interesting,

Things haven't been going the way anyone has hoped and you are no longer living up to even the most basic expectations of your duties as leader. Most of us didn't choose you to be our leader, and while a vocal minority would like you to take a stronger tyrannical hand, we all know you hate minorities, and as such should probably step down before you're impeached. It's time to put an end to your (even if only slightly) racist leadership. We hope you understand that it's not us, it's you.

Sincerely,
u̶s̶ ̶c̶i̶t̶i̶z̶e̶n̶s̶ The FHAC-U Hash

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It's time for NI to reprioritize a bit. It doesn't mean He doesn't love you guys, just that he doesn't love you enough. Please come join the FHAC-U in providing (Me) Nothing Interesting a proper sendoff as I informally steps down and shirks any future responsibility relating to the hash, short of harassing people on the messenger group and barest of efforts required to maintain drunk circle.