get on a bus that goes down geary street. get off at 34th. go north 2 blocks. Take off clothes and yell "here I am come and get me" as loud as you can. Someone will take care of you. You probably won't get any beer but the padded cells are nice. Remember- never trust the hares!
welcum to the Rumble in the Jungle hash, Mate!
Cox Box will be bringing her Ugandan Juju to the hash. It will be bloody dark - bring a torch or else the lions will get you! Rope and crampons are optional. Life Insurance highly recommended :) So are warm clothes.