SFH3 Run #1868: The Farewell Hash
|:||Front and Pacific, Sydney Walton Square Park|
|:||Weekend at Abba’s and Fit Bitch|
|:||Do Her Well|
One Hash More
Weekend At Abba’s stood in the center of the stage, spotlight slowly growing brighter on her blonde cranium. She lifted her eyes and began to sing:
“One hash more
Fit Bitch joined her side:
“I did not lay until today
Lady Bird On My Johnson and Just James chorused:
“One hash more,”
Reverse Schoolgirl jumped in:
“Tomorrow Hand Pump is miles away
Douchicorn lifted his voice:
“One more trail all on my own
Will we ever FRB again?
One more hash, Dual Tools not caring,
I was born to search with you,
What a hash I might have known
And I swear the trail is true
But he never saw me there.”
Buck Fucka grabbed Pole Her Bare’s hand:
“One more hash before the storm
Do I follow where she goes?
Or to Brown Eye at the beer check
Shall I join Big Cock Chains there?
When a line begins to form
Do I stay and do I drink?
Will Good Shit take his place with me?
One trail more!”
Mouth Down South chorused:
“One day more to pet these doggies
Muff Daddy laughed:
“Watch 'em run amuck
Fuck Norris and Bloqueen stood side by side.
FN: “One hash to a new beginning!"
BQ: “Raise the flagon of freedom high!”
FN: “Every hare will be a king!”
BQ: “Every hare will be Bloqueen!”
FN: “There's a new keg for the drinking!”
BQ: “There's a new keg to be won”
Together: “Do you hear the circle sing?”
Bi-erectional leapt to the front:
“The Uniballer is here, we’ll drink with you
One hash more!”
Rent Whore cried out:
“I did not live until today!
How can I live -– has someone sharted?”
Meanwhile Dick Ass Mother Fucker and Stinky Floss lurked in the background:
“We will join these unnamed hashers
We will follow where they go
We will know the dirt she knows!”
Bloody Good Head screamed:
One hash more!
Pepe Le Poop and The Perfect Woman chorused:
“Tomorrow we'll be worlds away
The entire pack joined together:
“Tomorrow we'll discover
“Cut! That’s a wrap!” Dick Simmons closed the curtain.
Little Sissy Pants Hasher Boy and Yessiryesshesfat packed up the stage, while Gloryhole tried to convince Fuck Buddy and Wee Wee to preorder the collector’s edition release on VHS.