SFH3 Run #1913: Bernal Down the House Run
: 2019-01-28
: Holly Park Circle at Bocana
: Big Cock Chains
: Do Her Well


Big Cock Chains with vegan goods


Will woo the hash through Bernal hood,


Trailing flour across the hills


A climb to break even Buck Fucka’s will




But not even missed marks by Pepe Le Poop,


Nor Cuming Mutha’s moustache’s droop,


Nor Dickweed’s refrain on motored things,


Nor Mandatory Fun’s effort to sing, 




Neither Do Her Well’s soliloquy on hot gals


Nor Bloqueen’s hashing rationale,


Nor Fleshlight and Golden Snowball’s latest trip


Nor Hand Pump losing the keg’s drip,




Neither Eat My Pussy soaking wet


Nor Foul Ball’s virgins we never met,


Nor Cosmopolitits holding her shit


Nor Dick Simmons taking a picture of it,




Neither Fuck Norris finding herself lost


Nor Just Will learning the beer’s true cost


Nor Yessiryesshesfat’s shit-eating grin


Nor Bierectional trying to win,




Neither Mouth Down South making plans


Nor Just Doesn’t Get It’s attention span,


Nor Just Chaz’s nearly fatal blow


Nor Got Wood finding the pace too slow,




Neither Millimeter Peter chasing Wee Wee


Nor all Five Angry Inches we can see,


Nor Tuna on Top cutting remarks


Nor On All Fours working in the dark,




Neither Cum Test Dummy running amock,


Nor Hello Titties’s hashing luck


Nor Dick Ass’s darkened sense of humor


Nor Muff Daddy’s latest salacious rumor.




Neither Bierectional’s crooked path


Nor Can’t Eat Pussy’s mileage math,


Nor Cockamole’s avocado hoarding


None leave this hash feeling unrewarding




For tonight nothing could raise the ire


Of hashers, warm as if by a fire,


Just give us food, beer, and a roof


Not even Fuck Buddy would find it uncouth,




So with full bellies and warm spirits we’ll sing


In a neighborhood where they’ll let our curses ring


To drink to good friends and the time’s we’ve shared


And to the hearts (and the body parts) that we’ve bared.