Sleazy said that guy looks like he's homeless
His beard looks like its combed less
But it's just Menage A Lot
One Night Only said, there's too few drinks between us,
The Hand Grenades don't demean us,
And I know Hand Pump doesn't care.

Tuna said, "What about an on after at Kennedy's?"
Cum Test Dummy said, "I'll sign onto haring,"
And as I recall, Mary Tyler Whore set this trail last year,"
And Bloqueen said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got"

Miss Delivery runs another time up Coit Tower
Following Geordi up Coit Tower,
Coitus Repeatus can't be found,
Oakey Pokey twists down the curves of Lombard
Sperm Donor with Muppet Dick will bombard,
Muff Daddy at the drink check.

Wee Wee said, "What about an on after at Kennedy's?"
Shaft said, "I think I remember the last time,
As I recall Dickweed and Backwash kinda liked it,"
Just Serg said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got"

One and Done sees Bierectional's hopeful come on
Some shirtless ground to run on,
Dick Ass is falling apart,
Three Fingers twitters a mating call of his lust
Just Doesn't Get It finds Uniballer in the darkness
Circle Jerk's all too aware.

And CPA said, "What about an on after at Kennedy's?"
Bitch's Bitch said, "I can't remember those times,
And as I recall, I think Fix Her Up Her liked it."
Hoseblower said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got"

Gloryhole sees Just Get It Over With handing out chocolate,
But it's all made of plastic
Cockamole guesses she's wrong,
Uber Luber sees Twerxes crunching the king cake,
The baby-filled slice that she'd take,
Squeal 4 Me thinks it's all wrong.

And Spermaid said, "What about an on after at Kennedy's?"
Dick Simmons said, "I think I developed the film,
And as I recall, Closet Twitcher got kinda drunk."
Backside said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got"

And Good Shit said, "What about an on after at Kennedy's?"
Wrinklepecker said, "I don't wanna see film,"
And Six Tits a Week and Fuck Norris both kinda liked it"
Princess Labia said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."