*NOTE LOCATION CHANGE*

Welp, I had the perfect trail planned for you all... shaded and downhill both ways... beer checks every mile with fancy aged Belgians... supple young men and women waiting at the end to massage the fatigue from your muscles and wipe the sweat from your unibrow.
... Or was it supple young men and women drinking beer every mile, and aged Belgians giving the massages? Fuck, I don't remember.
Anyway, Santa Clara County Parks put the kibosh on all that because I don't have $1 million liability insurance for all the poor decisions that halfminds invariably make.
So instead, you get this shitty Mountain View trail I made up late on Wednesday night. You know where to send the hate mail.

When:
Saturday May 31, 1 pm
Hares away: 1:15 pm
Pack away: 1:30 pm

Where:
Moffet Blvd and Leong Dr, Mountain View
Start is about a mile from Downtown Mtn. View Caltrain.

On On On:
Fiesta Del Mar
1005 N Shoreline Blvd, Mountain View, CA 94043

Hared by: Dammit Janet, Wheels of Fortune