Good Soviet boy Dmitry is celebrate day of birth. Boy wish to give honor to Mother Russia. Boy brings comrades to most honored bars in land, starting at Doc's Clock, 2575 Mission St. Boy make sure no bars on route are run by capitalist pigs. Comrades join Dmitry Friday March 21 at 6:30pm after dinner of glorious Soviet potato and beet.

Comrades drink late into night until they cry like cowards: "No more can we drink!" KGB agents swarm bar and carry off traitors who disrespect fine Russian vodka. Traitors sent to gulag with no vodka for Soviet reeducation. Boy executed for treason.

Such is life in FMH3.

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