Costume: Wear a silly hat. Yeah that's right. A silly hat. What the fuck more do you want from me?

Start: Parking lot by the Movie Theatre Domes across Olsen from the Winchester Mystery house. Look at the damn map.

What: FHAC-U bar crawl led by a sexy middle aged man rocking a dad-bod. (Just like Leo!)

Why: Because nobody would set a trail, and because my the backpack beer is too fresh for another Dora trail.

Bring ID, Fleshlight, and whatever sanitizer you feel is necessary for doing tequila butt chugs.

Hared by: Nothing Interesting