Ok, you lazy wankers and wankettes, since no one has stepped up to set this run, Stickless and I are going to set a hill run in Los Altos Hills to get you all in shape for the August 6 Anal Pool Party.

Location: Start is on Matadero Creek Ln (off of Page Mill) in Los Altos Hills

Directions: 280, go west on Page Mill for about 1.5 miles and turn left on Matadero Creek Ln. Go up the hill and bear left at the top to stay on Matadero Creek Lane. Park on the side of the road when you see hashers or oleanders.

Description: Lovely trails in the hills with great scenery. Eagle 5-6 miles, Turkey 4-5 miles. Dog on leash OK.

Ononon: Los Amigos Grill, 3130 Alpine Rd., Portola. That’s just west of 280 one exit north of Page Mill.

Hared by: Shit Faced, Stickless