NOTE START LOCATION CHANGE

Stonewall-Panoramic Trail Head
99 Stonewall Rd.
Berkeley CA

4.5 miles
Dog friendly, unsuitable for stroller-pushers
Beer check

You get off near Monkey Island and find there are no women, only the familiar sight of your fellow shipmates’ swords that you’ve been wrestling with for months. Dick checks, ahoy! We’re only thinking about your health after all. (Those who identify as women are encouraged to bring “cutlasses” to allay suspicion among your shipmates.)

Down downs for the following: lack of camaradic swashbuckling spirit in the form of your attire, breasts, great dental health, shaving your face, improper use of Captain position, syphilis, etc.

VIOLATORS WILL RIDE THE LONG HARD “WOODEN” PLANK!

On-on-on location: Cornerstone or White Horse Inn, depending on pack preference.