Wankers and diddlers!
Bay 2 Blackout 2017 is almost here!!!
Here is a breakdown of the upcoming weekend:
Walking or public transit (even though it’s busy) will most likely be easier than trying to take a car, but it will be slow. Plan ahead!
NO BAGS on course except clear plastic ones that are obscenely small. Don’t carry any backpacks, etc. We’ll have plenty of booze for you.
Also, they will take away alcohol. Never fear, we have plenty of drink checks planned off trail to wet your whistle!
We will be veering off course once we enter Golden Gate Park. Look for signs & true trail arrows and don’t get lost.
Please bring cash to tip the bartenders at Ireland’s 32!! We want to be good guests and invited back!
For A-B trails, there is a huge fucking bag van. If you are running trail, you can send more of your costume/hygiene clean up stuff with the bag van to have for party time. Don’t lug your shit around if you don’t have to.
Sometimes B2B weekend is hot as fuck, sometimes it’s cold as balls. Be prepared to cover up or strip as needed!
Keep your rego tag on (or wristband) at all times! This gets you into venues and gets you BEER!!
Carry cash & ID!!!
Are you drunk and lost? Where should you be going? Click here for a helpful map!
NOW FOR THE SCHEDULE……
Friday, May 19 - Bondage, James Bondage
The Kinky Pub Crawl is back! Cum as your favorite secret spy, villain, Bond girl … or bondage scene ;)
Early Registration: 540 Club, 540 Clement St. from 1:00pm-5:00pm (regos also available after trail at the venue)
Trail Start: At the corner of Lake & Funston
Time: Trail starts at 6:00pm, 6:15 hares away, 6:30 pack away!
Venue: Neck of the Woods, 406 Clement St.
End Time: 1:30am
Trail: A to B with pub crawl/turkey/eagle options
What to bring: cash, ID (not kidding, pub crawlers, you will be carded!), liver, virgins, headlamps
What you get: Shitty Trail! Beer! Food! Dancing!
Saturday, May 20 - Hard Rock Hall of Shame
(Sex, beer, and rock n’roll!)
Honor your favorite rock god or mock your favorite hot mess at this all day bonanza of all things celebrity.
Ballbuster - Rodeo Beach/Fort Cronkhite parking lot **NOTE: Ballbuster starts in Marin County, not in SF - for details read thedirections
Turkey/eagle/pub crawl - Lombard Street Reservoir (on Greenwich, btwn Larkin & Hyde)
Ballbuster - 11:00am prelube, 11:45 hares away, 12:00 pack away!
Turkey/eagle trail - 1pm prelube, 1:45 hares away, 2:00 pack away!
Pub crawl - 12 noon prelube (aka brunch), 2:00 everyone away!
Venue: StudioSmith, 1440 Bush St.
End Time: 11:30pm
On After: Go to sleep, rest up for tomorrow. Or walk around the corner to the Polk St. bars and don’t sleep at all!!! =)
Trail: All are A to B
What to bring: Cash, ID, REGO TAG, used liver, defiled virgins.
What you get: Prelube, then join a shitty trail around the city. Cum back for dinner, more drinking and dancing, and all the fun you can convince a halfmind to join in on!
Sunday, May 21 - Electric Pasty Carnival
Bust out your neon booty shorts and glow sticks and cum have a RAVING time at our hashy tribute to the biggest EDM festival in the country, while we traverse the B2B parade route. It will be a BLUR!
Trail Start: Cupid’s Span, Embarcadero and Folsom
Time: 7am prelube, 8:30am to r*ce corrals
Venue: Ireland’s 32, 3920 Geary Blvd
Muggle Note! Muggles will be wandering in around 3-4, so make sure you drink all the beer before then!
End Time: 4...5…or whenever we fall over
On After: Irish Bank, 10 Mark Lane - For some good old traditional heavy-ass Irish food to soak up all the shots you just downed
On After After (really?): Butter, 354 11th St. (opens at 8, karaoke at 9) - Hipster white trash bar, with famously bad drinks and the best drunken group karaoke ever
What to bring: Cash, ID, REGO TAG, your glowing drunk self
What you get:7am beers! A city wide party! Mass insanity! More beer! Guerrilla drink checks! Our very own party! Food! Drinks!
Our friends, the Gypsies, are also kicking off the weekend on Thursday night, May 18th with their r*n beginning/ending in the parking lot behind the Palace of the Legion of Honor. http://www.gypsiesh3.com/directions.htm
One day registrations WILL be available at the door if you’re just cumming for part of the weekend. If you can’t pay us on the website via PayPal, please try to have exact change or else use your plastic. Yes, we take Square!
Public Transit - Let Early Sober You help Later Drunk You figure out how to get around
A Clipper card will cover you for both BART trains (http://www.bart.gov/) and MUNI bus/train rides around town (details below). You can buy and preload one at any BART/MUNI station, but not at bus stops, etc. If you get on a MUNI bus without a Clipper card, be prepared to pay cash!
MUNI buses/trains are $2.50 no matter where you’re going (the #s are buses, the letters areunderground trains - except the F is a trolley going down the center of Market Street and is kinda fun) The whole system is pretty confusing but it gets you ANYWHERE you want to go, just:
enter your destination in the Google Maps app
hit the blue circle
select the little train
search for the appropriate #/letter in your transit app
trust. We rock at public transport
BART trains are more limited and slightly more expensive but less confusing and faster, charging by the length of your…….trip. (WHAT? You have a dirty mind)
Arriving and want to carpool from the airport? Use the Facebook event to see who else is cumming at that time and try to cum together! - https://www.facebook.com/events/263621397393195/
Train: There’s also the BART train, which is a 30ish minute straight shot from the SFO/Oakland airports and costs ~$20 round-trip depending on where you’re going. -http://www.bart.gov/
Cars: From SOMA/downtown, the Mission, or anywhere else not buried too deeply in SF, a Lyft/Uber (download the app) costs about $30-40 dollars to/from the airport. Also handy for getting around town when drunk.
Need more travel details?http://www.sfh3.com/sections/9/pages/77
Driving/Parking Note - We don't recommend driving! If you do, make a plan to leave your car if you can’t drive.
Cabs: Yellow Cab - 415-333-3333 or the Yo Taxi app, Desoto - 415-970-1300
Reach out to DDs! Not the boobs (well, maybe later) but the few sober people in San Francisco
Remember Bay to Breakers is on Sunday and there are LOTS of street closures downtown (see below), plan accordingly! Don’t attempt to take a Lyft/Uber if you can help it - they’ll be CRAZY expensive. Plan on taking a MUNI bus or train, or BART.
Want to sell your hab? Contact us before and let’s talk!
If you still need costume pieces, Folsom Street and Haight Street are fantastic places to get them. A few of our favorite stores are:
Mr. S Leather (I would link to it but I don’t want to be fired - enjoy the gay porn onsite)
New York Apparel
You’ll need to eat on Saturday morning, even though you’ll feel like you’re dead. Some of our favorite spots to visit when hungover:
Brunch options near downtown lodging:
Colibri Mexican Bistro ($10 bottomless mimosas)
Friends With Benedicts (unusual mimosas)
Upcider (no specific brunch menu but lots of ciders)
Saturday brunch near trail start:
Bullitt ($39 bottomless mimosa brunch for two Groupon)
Nick's Crispy Tacos (an SF staple)
Peter D's* (no booze but good, heavy breakfast food)
*also open Monday morning
Check out the FAQ section on the website or check out the Facebook group. If you can’t find the answer there drop us a line at email@example.com
On - Bay 2 Blackout Weekend Is Almost Here Fuck Yeah - On!!!