Enjoying all this moistness? Still craving more wetness? Want to further immerse yourself in mother nature's frothy stream of female ejaculate? Well then, cum to Portsmouth Square for what is assured to be a delightful, soaking jaunt through yet another potent atmospheric load. IMPORTANT: It's critical that you bring Muni Fare ($2.50) or a Clipper Card as the course will test our beloved public transportation system's ability to function in the rain. Afterwards, you can test your liver's ability to function at the famed Li Po Cocktail Lounge. On on.