Whether you are the Queen of the May, a pretty pretty princess, a blushing bride, or a beautiful ballerina, it's time to dust off those tiaras and get on your fab gear: Tiara Hash has returned to SF! Drink check, beer check, and treats, oh my!

Best homemade tiara gets a yummy prize. Those without tiaras get downdowns. Hares will have generic tiaras for $1 if you need.

Trail is short and flat, because SF is not hilly and Pacific Heights is just a movie.