There you see them,
Douche of Hazard's made her way,
With Just Get It Over With's say,
There's something about them,
And you don't know why,
But you're dying to try
You wanna run the trail.

Yes, you want to,
Run that trail, you know you do,
Cum Test Dummy with a cast, too.
There is one way to find it.
It don't take Three Fingers
Even One And Done will do
Go on and run the trail

Sha-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my,
Boner Marrow's not too shy
He wants to run the trail

Sha-la-la-la-la
Fucker's glad,
Cockamole's not mad
They wanna run the trail

Now's Crabs' moment
To rip the hash shit into two
Famous Anus makes him do it,
Dick Simmons should know better
The pack don't say a word
They know they're best not heard
They don't want the hash shit

Sha-la-la-la-la
Cuming Mutha's not scared
Hand Pump's mystery, prepared
He's gonna run the trail.

Sha-la-la-la-la
Humpy don't stop now
You don't know how
You ran Fog City's trail.

Sha-la-la-la-la
Just Molly floats along,
With virgins she and Travis are strong,
They're gonna run the trail.

Rocky Bowel Movement
Past us all his snot rockets flew,
Jack the Ripper thought,
There's something about him.
At the hash you don't know why
Or what's up with those guys,
They're gonna run the trail.

Sha-la-la-la-la
ASB hears the music play,
Just Erika, what's the music say
You gotta run the trail.

Sha-la-la-la-la
Circle Jerk, he's
Gonna make it work
He's gonna run the trail

Sha-la-la-la-la
Medium Sized Balls of Fire,
He's gonna run right to the wire,
He's gonna run the trail

Muff Daddy, leading Sleazy
And Backwash too,
They've got a hold of On All Fours.
Cause with Wash This Asshole
By their side,
The beer they're gonna find,
They're gonna walk the trail.