This year's last trail, starring the Cocktease Falcon,
Hand Pump never would steer Bloqueen wrong,
Muff Daddy's back,
One And Done gone in deep fog,
Infinite Butthole tumbling headlong,

RAs, drunk RAs, calling out
Calling up... Just Courtney

Oh, Puke Caroline

Retching never felt so good...
(So good, so good, so good)

Oh, Puke Caroline
We believed Cream Throat Willie never would...

Miss Delivery, toasting to Tears of Semen,
Captain Organ on his own,
Circle Jerk
Is waving in Jack the Ripper
Splat lifts his voice in fine hash song,

Cosmo, holding out, lifting up
Reaching out, a down down for you...

Oh, Puke Caroline

Retching never felt so good...
(So good, so good, so good)

Oh, Puke Caroline
We always knew you would (you would, you would, you would)...

The year's end, brings hash friends new and old,
Sir Sploogebob Stainpants with Solitana too,
Cockamole,
Walking past Gingervitis
Banana In Public enjoying the view,

Drink checks, stopping Dickweed...
Stopping Dickass... stopping you...

Oh, Puke Caroline

Retching never felt so good...
(So good, so good, so good)

Oh, Puke Caroline
We always knew you would (you would, you would, you would)...

Just Doesn't Get It, collecting his favorite treasure
Whips Do Her Well for all to see,
Five Angry Inches
Sprinting with Eat My Pussy 
Chicken Bone Her greets her hash family

Blackout... finding Screaming Orgasm...
Finding the on in... Finding the on on...

Oh, Puke Caroline

Retching never felt so good...
(So good, so good, so good)

Oh, Puke Caroline
We always knew you would (you would, you would, you would)...

Oh, Puke Caroline

Retching never felt so good...
(So good, so good, so good)

Oh, Puke Caroline
We always knew you would (you would, you would, you would)...